One Liners :)

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.
3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
7. Born free, taxed to death.
8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
20. If you can't convince them, confuse them.
21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Bur nt Fingers
24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
25. Someday is not a day of the week
26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.
29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

And the last one …

31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive,
fattening or married to someone else.

"............" -- In other owrds Quote Un Quote

"I don't know how they can figure out what's going on in my mind when sometimes I myself can't figure that out."
Journalists work in mysterious ways, Sachin Tendulkar finds out

"Success is a process... During that journey sometimes there are stones thrown at you, and you convert them into milestones."
Sachin Tendulkar in an interview at the end of the day he went past Brian Lara to become the leading run-scorer in Test cricket

"To me he will not just be remembered as a great player and a lovely human being, but as somebody who tried to learn Bengali for the last 14 years but never managed to do so!"
Sourav Ganguly pays a sort of tribute to Sachin Tendulkar

"He wouldn't be Ganguly if I'd change anything."
Rahul Dravid pays a compliment to his team-mate

"Every series has its charm and even India-Australia has such charm. But you can't really beat the rivalry that India-Pakistan has."
Anil Kumble strikes a different note ahead of the most hyped series of the year

A man's true Identity..

It’s often said that Reputation and Character are twin brothers who were separated at birth but will eventually meet up again sometime in their lives. And when they do reunite, they will be equal.

Reputation is always the older brother, shaping destinies even before life begins. Character would naturally have to follow, judging by history and constant public scrutiny. Character is not what other people think about you – it is who you really are deep inside. Many people with great reputations haven’t got the character to match and when the two brothers eventually meet, Reputation is dragged down to the level of truth to where Character lives his real life...

A series of unfortunate events... but fun none the less

Day before yesterday was an evening of a series of unfortunate events....

Event 1: our office was one of the few open during the Eid holidays.. well technically eid came a day earlier so instead of having wed Thurs off and then the weekend we has Tuesday Wednesday off Thursday WORK and then weekend.... so event 1 was Thursday working (trust me no one was i nthe mood)

Event 2: A much awaited Hindi movie was released-- movie name Kidnap... so the guys and I decided we have to see it... so went on line based on a hunch that we would not get tickets and right we were... luckily we got last 3 front row tickets... so booked them..

Event 3: We well I believed i had booked the tickets in the mall right across the street but since it was to be one of THOSE nights it turnedo ut the tickets were booked in a mall on the other side of the creek.. So for a 10.30 show we caught a cab, after Abhijoy ran down a cab till he stoped, at around 10:15 and raced through the Dubai traffic.... REACHED IN TIME

Event 4: the seats man the were the best seats in the house we were at the smae angle at which it is impossible to see whts on a laptop montior... thats right front row EXTREME right form where the actors on the left of the screen got into a blur... oh and to top it off we were not together... One seat was seperate... Parvez was the brave soul to sit seperate....

Event 5: KIDNAP the movie well if we look beyond the skin & cleavage exposure of Manisha Lamba (actress)was kind of a heart braker... it was like watching welllll....... see the movie has left me speeachless there are no words to describe how irritating each song was and how worngly timed they were....

Anyways 3 hours later we were out of the theater and back on the taxi hunt...... an evening filled with misshaps was about to die a slow death we got a cab within minutes..... LUCKY US