Things so simple yet true ...... Murphy's Law

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.

The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.

Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.

Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.

Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.