Thursday, August 21, 2008

Definition of Market Research!!!

The definition of MR defined by our very own DILBERT

DILBERT - "As usual I worked till midnight last, Mom"

Mom - "Good at least you made some extra money"

DILBERT - " No MOM I do not get paid overtime"

Mom - "Well at least it was important work"

DILBERT - "Not really, my boss made me change my presentation but it only made it worse"

Mom --"well at least you are prepared for your meeting now"

DILBERT -"Nope it was cancelled but that is OK as the project is not funded anyway"

Mom -"So let me understand this... YOU WORKED FOR FREE TO WORSEN A PRESENTATION FOR A MEETING THAT WON'T HAPPEN FOR A PROJECT THAT DOES NOT EXIST? YOU MUST BE IN MARKET RESEARCH"

1 comment:

Unknown said...

are you sure you still wana be in this profession. am very high maintainance :)